Christmas Isn’t Christmas Without … Spam

From back here on the frigid East Coast, I’ve been envying the reporters who drew pool duty for the President-elect’s vacation in Hawaii, and I’ve been enjoying the idea of traveling with them vicariously through their regular reports. Until this one… :

Pool Report – No. 3
Waimanalo, Hawaii
Dec. 21, 2008

President-elect Barack Obama finished his afternoon golf game about 5:30 p.m. local time, five hours after arriving at Olomana Golf Links.
There is no word on Mr. Obama’s score or any of the others in the foursome.
But half-way through his 18 holes, as he stopped by the snack bar, he unexpectedly bumped into the pool sitting outside the club house. Asked how his game was going, he smiled and conceded: “I’m not that good.”
He chatted for a moment, telling the pool to have a beer and put it on his tab. No one took him up on the offer.
As for Mr. Obama and his group, a snack bar clerk later confirmed that he purchased two hot dogs, two spam musubi, two passion orange sodas, one Powerade and one coke, for a tab of $17.75. The spam musubi, a local luncheon specialty, consists of spam and a fried egg on a bed of rice, all held together with a dried seaweed wrap. (Visualize a very big sushi role, slightly larger than a Hostess Ho Ho.)
The golf course was located in the Windward community of Waimanalo, about 20 minutes from Waikiki. The 18-hole course, a par 72, is set against a backdrop of the Ko’olau Mountain Range. The public course, according to marketing materials, features challenging holes of water hazards, sand traps and undulating topographical conditions.
The pool held near the clubhouse for the duration and did not watch the president-elect play. The motorcade rolled out of the golf course at 5:42 p.m., with Mr. Obama seen on his cell phone, as he made his way back to the Kailua vacation house.
Evening plans? Uncertain.

Jeff Zeleny
New York Times

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  • gysgt213

    I think a lot us are going to have to consider putting spam again. That is until they put it out of our price range because of shortages.

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    Cue the Monty Python theme music…

  • wvng

    Darn, gunny beat me to it. Spam jokes all around.
    .
    Speaking of frigid, a friend up the hill from me wrote “5 degrees, 50 mph gusts, wind chill -43. Good time to live in a valley.
    .
    Warm, even with spam, sounds pretty good right now. Happy Holidays all.

  • Matt

    Nothing’s so presidential as seaweed and spam on a Hawaiian public golf course…

    http://www.political-buzz.com/

  • gysgt213

    What is Spam anyway? “The other unrecognizable meat”

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    OT: I am completely STRIKING OUT in my efforts to find a place for Swamplanders who are in DC for the inauguration to raise a glass. Every place I have checked downtown (including the little wine bar around the corner from my office) is completely booked.

  • http://nicewhitelady.blogspot.com/ joyomama

    But I like Spam! (No, really! But then, I was raised in western Nebraska on Spam, tuna hot dish and neck bones with sauerkraut.)
    .
    Any chance the gathering could happen slightly after inauguration?

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    Will people still be around on Wednesday? BTW, the Washpost reports today that the official crowd projection has been cut in half, but that’s still two million people.

  • gysgt213

    “Every place I have checked downtown (including the little wine bar around the corner from my office) is completely booked”
    .
    KT-if that’s the case, stock up on brown paper bags to put the wine bottles in, pick any street corner and you can serve spam wedges with the little tooth picks.
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    I will be around Wed.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    ON Kauai there’s this nine hole course, pretty beat up. But it’s ten bucks, 15 for two rounds. And everything is so frickin’ beautiful in Kauai, who cares.

  • http://nicewhitelady.blogspot.com/ joyomama

    Theoretically, I will be arriving Union Station around 6 on Wednesday, from my research trip to Indianapolis and points north.

  • mredct

    Spam is huge in Hawaii – along with anyplace the US armed forces were stationed post WWII. I can’t hardly wait for the tut-tutting when Jeff Zeleny discovers one of the kamaina favorites – a plate lunch!

    If you are ever in Hawaii be sure to check out the beach at Barrows Air Force base, on the island of Oahu. It is the most beautiful I’ve seen in my life. I spent one of my best Christmas’ there a few years back.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Rather than remark on the fact that he ordered spam, can we take note that we’re actually referring to Spam Sushi!?

    It sounds like celebrating St. Patrick’s day with Corned Beef and Kimchi!

  • wvng

    KT, how about having us up to your office? We can BYOB/W and trash the place – like a bunch of DFHs. I’ll bring the homemade elderberry and wineberry wines.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    There was pretty good kimchi in Lihue, in a couple hole in the wall places. Spam and poi. Now that’s good eatin’!
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    I was there on a work assignment for a month and a half, and did get to eat local home cooking. Some pretty bland fare.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    BTW, the Washpost reports today that the official crowd projection has been cut in half, but that’s still two million people.
    .
    Hah!.
    .
    I was just saying to someone last week that nobody’s going. It’s too crowded.

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    WVNG: Alas, our building is going to be pretty much on lockdown. In fact, they are closing all the streets in downtown at 5 a.m. that day. At my husband’s office, everyone is just planning to sleep there the night before.

  • formerlyrainbow68

    Yuck! Give me a cheeseburger and fries anyday. Better yet, shrimp etoufee over rice. Yum!

    You guys up north stay warm. Hopefully things will thaw out soon. This is why we put up with hurricanes.

  • newfloridian

    The makers of spam are going to be so happy that the new Prez is a customer. Wonder when it will show up in advertising? Wonder when it will show up on the White House dinner menu? World leaders and spam should be interesting. However I must admit both the original spam and the turkey spam are good.

    How redneck am I? Spam showed up at the Florida State Fair in Tampa two years ago and gave away spam samples and packages of spam. They didn’t care how many packages you came back for. Needless to say I joined the masses of seniors who were hitting the truck both on the way in and the way out. I think I just ate the last package about two months ago… the stuff keeps for ever!!!! OK, I’m a moocher!

    If you’re in Hawaii hit the other side of the island from Oahu, really beautiful and natural compared to Oahu. Better eating on that side too.

    KT, Sounds like everyone will be having pajama parties in downtown Washington. Will anyone get any work done the day before or is it going to be party, party time. Maybe the real question is will anyone be able to recover in time to get any work done on the 20th?

    We’re having the Super Bowl here in Tampa this year and like the inauguration, it probably will be a lot smarter to just stay home and watch it on TV than attend.

    By the way many Bucs fans are hoping, not that we get to the Super Bowl, we’re hoping the Bucs lose to Oakland so we can complete the meltdown and finally get rid of Gruden.

  • davemc321

    Spam is down there with fried bologna and eggs – which I ate far too often growing up. Urk.
    .
    On a weather note, my son graduate from UT Thursday and left Saturday on a road trip to Big Bend National Park. He called Sunday to inform us he was in the Texas Panhandle, enroute to the Colorado Rockies. We suggested he was driving into a snow storm and a foot or two of extra snow.
    .
    “Oh,” he said. “We’ll make it.”
    .
    Is there ever a point kids don’t drive parents crazy?

  • nibblybits

    Is there any dignity in being a pool reporter? The job sounds like a cross between groupie and stalker.
    .
    PS. People who don’t like Spam just don’t know how to prepare it. The Asian peoples are big fans.

  • hellslittlestangel

    Does the Secret Service dive on the spam if Obama tries to eat it?

  • Andy from MA

    Was Jeff Zeleny “the pool” or were there others there?
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    Second, a politican offering to pick up the tab, now that’s news!

  • ivb3016

    Fried bologna sandwiches. Spam. Scrapple. Good times growing up. Am probably just now shedding the cholesterol build up from those days.

  • germantraveler

    Do they really call that journalism? Or is this pool thing just an excuse for a holiday in Hawaii? Just curious.

  • sqr1

    “He chatted for a moment, telling the pool to have a beer and put it on his tab. No one took him up on the offer.”
    .
    For 8 years the press was telling us that we needed to vote for the guy you would have a beer with, but when finally given the opportunity they blow it.
    .
    Also, is there any reason to believe that Obama had the spam sushi rather than the hot dog?

  • sqr1

    “PS. People who don’t like Spam just don’t know how to prepare it.”
    .
    Isn’t that what Hannibal Lector said about human liver? Spam and fava beans with a nice chianti?

  • http://nicewhitelady.blogspot.com/ joyomama

    davemc321:
    Is there ever a point kids don’t drive parents crazy?
    .
    Not according to my mom, when my brother and I were in our 40s.
    .
    I am SO getting Spam today at the grocery store.

  • centfan

    Yes, but does anyone read these pool reports? Do I want to know if Obama pared the windmill in miniature golf? Will a right-wing internet source say Obama paid to have the T-Rex deactivated after it ate his ball three times? Was there a mustard stain on his tie?
    -
    Why spam? Where spam? When spam? Who spam? How spam?

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    Nibbly and Andy ask a couple of questions about the pool. Here’s how it works: The pool is a rotating group of about 20 journalists, who are there primarily in case something newsworthy happens to the President or President-elect or candidate. It’s a better system than having the entire press corps there all the time. The prinicipal doesn’t have to deal with a huge press contingent, but the reporters are covered if something newsworthy happens. If you are in the pool, you are obligated to share with the people who weren’t there everything that happens. Most reporters consider pool duty to be a major pain (countless hours sitting in a van, for instance, while Bush rides his bike).
    .
    Generally, the pool will consist of the wires, a network crew, (sometimes) a magazine reporter and a newspaper reporter. The newspaper person is usually responsible for writing up the report. At the end of the day, the press secretary will announce there’s “a lid” for the night, which means the principal is not going to leave wherever he is staying, and everyone is free until “pool call” the next morning.

  • Karen Tumulty

    KT here–

    Also, the network crew will do a “pool feed” for the other networks. Sometimes, the network feed is valuable to the print folks, too, as we are sometimes not in a good spot to pick up quotes, where the network boom mikes almost always are. So the print pooler’s report will sometimes be corrected afterward by what the network person picked up.
    .
    And, yes, a lot of people read these pool reports. I’m getting about four or five a day in my email from the Obama pool. Should I add them as a jump to this post?

  • ivb3016

    Should I add them as a jump to this post?
    .
    Sure, people who don’t want to read them don’t have to.

  • cfukara

    Paul Dirks Says:
    ” .. It sounds like celebrating St. Patrick’s day with Corned Beef and Kimchi! ..”
    And why not!
    These are the glory days of Camelot.
    Imagine Michelle in WHITE house!
    {And David Duke lived to see it too! Give him some of that musubi thingy.}

  • davemc321

    Not according to my mom, when my brother and I were in our 40s. — joyomama

    Oh, crap.

  • bethnva

    While I applaud the press pool for not accepting free beer from the President, I would see nothing wrong with them having one they paid for themselves. Seriously, do they need to be 100 percent sober to stand by the clubhouse? Wouldn’t the pool report be more interesting if they just had one beer? Or would it be too interesting?

  • fense

    “PS. People who don’t like Spam just don’t know how to prepare it.”
    .
    Isn’t that what Hannibal Lector said about human liver? Spam and fava beans with a nice chianti?
    .
    It’s actually not bad, if fried. (the Spam, of course) Kind of like bacon, and I used to make a pretty mean SLT (Spam, lettuce, and tomato sandwich).

  • hickoryduck

    I once heard that Hawaiians consume more Spam than anyone in the entire world.

  • formerlyjames

    Spam and ground beef make a wonderful meatloaf.

  • dawnkucera

    Some comments on Spam from a local . . . Yes, Hawaii is the Spam eating capital of the country. At Borders you can buy a Spam cookbook. And at the local McDonalds, the most popular breakfast order is Spam, rice and scrambled eggs. Yum!

    With the food he ordered, Pres-elect Obama really confirmed his local roots!

    Mele Kalikimaka! (Hawaiian for Merry Christmas)

  • cfukara

    This suspense is killing me.
    I have been waiting for the deluge all day!
    Really! Are those people at SPAM asleep at the switch?

    Here is a celebrity – an icon – a man of the year.
    He is 47, he exercises regularly and is in perfect health.
    And he eats … SPAM! Jingles!

    What more are they waiting for?
    They don’t have to use his name. Perhaps just make a splash on Jan 20 in Washington with the musubi thingy – the food of the presidents!

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