Sarah Palin’s Book Deal

Look at it this way. She’ll be able to afford her own clothes:

She failed to save John McCain from presidential election doom, but Sarah Palin, the Republican senator’s controversial running mate, may yet emerge as the saviour of the American publishing industry. Literary agents are queueing up to sign her to a book deal that could earn her up to $7m.

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  • Slowhand Ted

    Will it have pictures you can color in?

  • Andy from MA

    KT — Tell me who you think will ghost write it? She can’t string words together to form complete sentences.
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    Perhaps there’s some aspiring writer, now unemployed, formerly of Focus on the Family.
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    You should read Dick Cavett’s opinion piece in the NY Times
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    http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/the-wild-wordsmith-of-wasilla/

  • Andy from MA

    KT — Who will ghost write for her? She can’t put words together to form a complete sentence. Some out of work writer from Focus on the Family.
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    Did you read D!ck Cavett’s blog The wild wordsmith from Wasilla.”

    http://cavett.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/14/the-wild-wordsmith-of-wasilla/

  • Joe Bftsplk

    No, it’s GOTTA be paper dolls!

  • Andy from MA

    KT — Who will ghost write for her? She can’t put words together to form a complete sentence. Some out of work writer from Focus on the Family.
    .
    Did you read D!ck Cavett’s blog The wild wordsmith from Wasilla.”

  • http://www.ghostnote.com Cookie Puss

    Incompetence is a career move.

  • Andy from MA

    Note to High Sheriffs: certain links I post just evaporate.

  • http://www.ghostnote.com Cookie Puss

    “Will it have pictures you can color in?”

    I’m imagining something that comes with a pack of those toddler markers that will only color on special paper.

  • Andy from MA

    CP — She has reached her highest level of incompetence. You might call it the pinochle of her career.

  • rose83

    7 million is a good price. I wonder how much the ghostwriter will get. Was anyone able to find something she’s written? She was a journalism major, so there should be some old campus newspaper articles she wrote.

  • Joe Bftsplk

    Actually, I’d be more likely to buy it if she really did use her own words instead of a ghost writer. Put it on the shelf next to my Jesse Helms quotes. All the better if she just dictates, so she never sees it on paper first.

  • jarais

    I wish it would be written the way she talks. That would be fun.

  • yogi

    Say her name three times in the mirror and she’s come kill you, oh wait that’s Bloody Mary…same diff right?

  • Andy from MA

    You have to be older to appreciate this. Norm Crosby and Professor Irwin Corey will ghost write for her.

  • http://sbguy.wordpress.com/ SBG

    Her own book might be the first one she’s ever read.

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Si I trust she’s shopping for her ghostwriter as we speak.

  • 53_3

    Is she going to include the torrid “whip and chain” scenes from her days as dominatrix for McCain?

  • nibblybits

    Hmmm. Only $1 million short of Hillary’s advance.

  • Andy from MA

    Not true, SBG. There is the Holy Bible. I’m sure Sarah has read that.

  • Andy from MA

    Paul Dirks – Does Saks or Nieman-Marcus have ghost writer departments?

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    There is the Holy Bible. I’m sure Sarah has read that…

    I seriously doubt it. Most Christianists are unfamiliar with the whole text and rely on others to pick out the bits that reinforce their hatreds while ignoring the sections that deal with redemption and forgiveness.

  • Andy from MA

    PD, I was being snarky about reading the Bible. I agree with you.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    Yeah, what Paul Dirks said. They’re vaguely aware of some of Leviticus, some of Paul’s letters, and a smattering of the rest of it. But reading it all the way through– no, she’s more familiar with John Birch material than anything Jesus taught.

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    Oh. Well, piling on after the concession of snarkiness. How un-Christlike of me.

  • Andy from MA

    I wouldn’t expect anything less from you, Elvis.

  • queencersei

    What about a pop up book? I can just picture it. It can cover her life in Alaka, with pop up moose, pop up helicopter, pop up rifle. And include the entire campaign. Pop up McCain, pop up Sacks. Pop up evil,biased media dressed up as crooks in black and white striped shirts. End with pop up Sarah, bathed in holy glow, waving from an airplane flying back to Alaska. Totally worth $7 million.

  • Andy from MA

    Book title: “If only we hadn’t pulled out of Michigan.”

  • hickoryduck

    Jesus, how many people is it gonna take to ghostwrite that thing?

  • centfan

    How do you wink on the printed page…?

    “wink” ?

    *wink* ?

  • http://pourmecoffee.blogspot.com pourmecoffee

    Working Title: “Nicole Wallace Is A B***h!” by Sarah Palin

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    How do you wink on the printed page…?
    ;-)

  • jarais

    What about “Building the Pipeline to Jesus”? It’ll be a big hit with the base.

  • Andy from MA

    hickoryduck — Jesus wants nothing to do with this book.

  • http://sbguy.wordpress.com/ SBG

    Suggested working title, “Moose Burgers in Paradise: How I Shook Down Oil Companies and the U.S. Government in Socialist Alaska”.

    I think it has a certain ring to it.

  • sceptic1

    Didn’t she major in Journalism?
    She should write better than 99 percent of you lot…
    But of course it will be written by a ghost writer – almost everyone uses one nowadays. And even those who write the book themselves get help from professional editors. No big deal.

  • http://sbguy.wordpress.com/ SBG

    @27, are you not aware of all of the internet traditions?

    It’s ;)

  • Andy from MA

    sceptic1 — and GW Bush has an MBA from Harvard Business School. So what?

  • http://phd9.blogspot.com Paul Dirks

    Didn’t she major in Journalism?
    Across about six schools in seven years?

  • sceptic1

    I just don’t like caricatures. Yes, Sarah Palin is not the sharpest tool in the box. But she’s not an idiot either.

  • http://pourmecoffee.blogspot.com pourmecoffee

    “It was a dark and stormy night. I was in Wasila reading every single magazine and newspaper ever published when I got the call.”

  • gysgt213

    Book title suggestion: “The First Book of Babbling and Incoherence” Also by Sarah Palin.

  • Andy from MA

    “I coulda been a contender, don’t cha know?”

  • Joe Bftsplk

    You could make a pop-up book wink…

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    She is an idiot. She cannot speak English fluently. She gives no indication that she knows or cares anything about any issues facing the country. (I’d be pleased to admit error if you can find any indication to the contrary).
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    That she could be nominated as a VP candidate is a damning indication of the GOP’s cheerful celebration of ignorance. That she was not laughed off the national stage, and has instead been rewarded with stardom and now a book deal, is an indictment of our political discussion– media and voters alike.
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    Andy– I should’ve said, “How un-Christlike of me. It’s almost like I’m a Republican.”

  • dunedweller

    “Katie Couric and the Axis of Evil Media Elite”

  • Andy from MA

    Elvis I wish you had…it’s a much better punchline!

  • http://elvisberg.wordpress.com Elvis Elvisberg

    Yeah, how do you say, “l’esprit de l’escalier,” except about comments on the Internet?

  • Andy from MA

    “Sarah Palin: In My Own Words.”
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    379 pages of gibberish available at Wal*Mart for 39.95.

  • FlownOver

    Sceptic & Elvis:

    It depends on the scale you use. In the universe of day-to-day Alaska residents she’s probably borderline bright. Measured against competent public officials, and particularly those who could handle a top job in the federal executive branch, she ranks just above the euglena.

  • dunedweller

    Maybe it will be a cook book: Goin’ Wild in the Kitchen with Sarah Palin

  • wordpressatesmedley

    “You have to be older to appreciate this. Norm Crosby and Professor Irwin Corey will ghost write for her.”

    Since I was blocked by wordpress until about five minutes ago, I actually felt like Murray on “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” when he had vowed not to insult Ted Baxter when Ted began a sentence with “I have half a mind to…..”

  • Dee in Columbia MD

    You have to be older to appreciate this. Norm Crosby and Professor Irwin Corey will ghost write for her.”

    Frankly I think this is an insult to Norm and Corey. At least when they jumbled the language you could figure out what should have been the correct word they substitute and there in lied the joke. Sarah — not so much.

  • sgwhiteinfla

    Sarah Palin uses so many words to express herself that her’s will be the first autobiography ever published in volumes like encyclopedias, also

  • billiecat

    You all are missing the point. Palin is a genius. When you read her quotes, at first you think it’s gibberish. but then you realize she’s obviously composing her words and then running them through William S. Burroughs’ cut-up method before speaking. It’s amazing! And I’ll bet she takes her book’s title from Burroughs, too – “The Ticket that Exploded.”

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    > 379 pages

    They’ll get to 379 pages, only if most of them are pictures.

  • hickoryduck

    hickoryduck — Jesus wants nothing to do with this book.
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    I just wanted Jesus to answer me! :(
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    When you read her quotes, at first you think it’s gibberish. but then you realize she’s obviously composing her words and then running them through William S. Burroughs’ cut-up method before speaking.
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    Have you read that quote, I think from Camille Paglia (?), that equates Palin’s awful English with the genius bee bop ba doobies of experimental jazz? I wanted to throw something.

  • Dee in Columbia MD

    Paglia is just to trying to get a rise out of you otherwise no one pays attention.

  • sceptic1

    You people keep telling me that Palin is stupid.
    Now she lands a 7 million dollar book deal.
    Seems to me she’s not that stupid…

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    She’ll be able to afford her own clothes
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    Hah. My first thought, reading the headline, was “Not after the IRS is through with her.” Been then I saw the number. 7 million is a lot. Even today. And I don’t really believe it. Book sales have frickin’ cratered.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    Now she lands a 7 million dollar book deal.
    Seems to me she’s not that stupid…

    .
    Getting rich doesn’t correlate all that closely with being smart. Getting rich, or being elected to office, FTM, entails characteristics other than being smart.

  • heckslittlestangel

    “So, Sarah, which books of the Bible have you read?”

    “Um, all of them? Whenever the information that is needed about our Lord has been needed, I have availed myself of the books — all the books and the smaller booklets in this — masterpiece of, the word. This information that is available to all of us when we are in need of instruction or — information, or, or… guidance! So, you know, it is a constant source for me.”

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    Aha. I click through, and I see that she doesn’t have a deal. Only agents talking it up.
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    Fast.
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    Because this could evaporate fast, as she gets more exposure.
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    Please recall that the people chanting “Kill Kill” at her rallies don’t buy books.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    They’ll get to 379 pages, only if most of them are pictures.

    Books are still made of 16 page signatures, so it’ll be just short of or equal to some multiple of 16.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    Um, all of them?

    “Only the ones that I’m told to. And the stuff about abortion that isn’t in there? Read that, you betcha.”

  • jarais

    Camille Paglia? Are we back in 1992?

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    Oh god I hope not.

  • themaverickformerlyknownasbasilbrush

    What will the title of the monstrosity be? My guess:

    Sarah Palin: How a small-town as you know mayor is one who defied the forces of the establishment to make our Alaska a better country by bipartisan initiating of reform also too.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    Title:

    You betcha there are moose there.

  • dumdedumdum

    Joe the Plumber can write the Introduction. NOT. He’s done like a used Kleenex, a useful idiot.

  • kbanginmotown

    @coffee: “It was, ya know, a night, bein’ dark and, also, stormy, too, and I was privileged, as we are in the land of ours, of bein’ in Wasilla, in the great state of Alaska for hockey moms and freedom and other fighters, also, on the front line of Russian aggression, by the grace of God to plow through all of them magazines, too, and also, tap, such as in the knowledge of our leaders and heroes like, you know, John McCain. Such as.”

  • soylent green

    Working title:
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    “In what respect, Charlie?”

  • palininatowel

    I believe the book will be you know one long run on sentence filled with all 2,147 words in her vocabulary repeated over and over in a jumbled fashion with the words maverick and terrorist and reformer and hockey mom interspersed interspersed is a big word throughout the sentence that just keeps going on and on and so on because America needs patriotism of the kind of regular person who makes moose chili for the children and Todd and too for the people of Alaska who are like the people of the United States of America where I am the governor of Alaska also.

  • http://www.inworldstudios.com jayackroyd

    You didn’t enough “there”s in there.

  • mithra5

    Maybe she will be able to purchase her own lip stick and clothing from her share of the 7 million.

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    “The Borgen Project has some good info on the cost of addressing global poverty.
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    $540 billion: Annual U.S. Defense Budget.”

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