• “What’s most shocking about the Hillary Clinton campaign e-mails obtained by Joshua Green for the Atlantic is that he has them at all. The question, for the thousandth time, is: What is wrong with these people? Also, who are these squabbling, selfish children—and why do they not have a VH1 reality show?” [Radar]
• “More Fun With the Dumbest People on the Internet” [Reason]
• “The argument of the book is that conservatives suck.” [Colbert]
• I’m not only the president of the hair club for Obama, I’m also a member. [AdAge]
• Troops would rather McCain lose an election than… well, they’d just like him to lose the election.” [OpenSecrets.org]