With no further comment, I post:
UPDATE: Actually, I lied. I do have a comment: “Hey Factcheck.org people, I dare ya.”
UPDATE 2: “Due to the extraordinary number of inquiries,” the McCain campaign responds: “It sounds like Paris Hilton supports John McCain’s ‘all of the above’ approach to America’s energy crisis – including both alternatives and drilling. Paris Hilton might not be as big a celebrity as Barack Obama, but she obviously has a better energy plan.”
UPDATE 3: Obama campaign response: “Whatever.”