• “[S]ome might argue that save for a few cosmetic details, the ‘candidates’ are essentially identical.” Ha ha, it’s funny because they’re talking about soda! [Slashfood]
• The guy who said this: “Gay sex is ‘intuitively’ unnatural and can lead to ‘lacerations, perforations and deaths.'” Is not someone you’d really want overseeing the country’s health policy, is it? [TP]
• Perhaps true: “The Slam-Dunk Case For Pawlenty.” But I think I would perhaps avoid that particular phrase. [TNR]
• Log Cabin Republicans unsure about McCain. Heh. [MA]
• A little Chuck Norris-y, total link bait, and so here it is: “Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It’s upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.” [Slate]