Uncategorized On the Road with Romney: 11:31am, House Party, Johnston, Iowa By anamariecox Jan. 01, 2008 Share Read Later Send to Kindle Most Popular From Swampland North Carolina Church Wanted “Only White People” as GreetersWhy the U.S. Flag is Red, White and BlueThe Crash of Independence 08Friended: How the Obama Campaign Connected with Young VotersPledged Delegates Vs. “Bound” Delegates From Time.com Connect With TIME
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<p>The creases in Mitt’s pants are so sharp, he has to take them off to get on a plane.</p>
<p>You can cut meat with them.</p>
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