Daily Jumble: Britney-Free Edition

• You’re not on the list. [Fishbowl/GQ] • Everyone’s a consultant: “[Y]ou’ve got to stop – excuse me for being blunt – you’ve got to stop getting involved in the way people are fighting each other, chewing you up a little more.” [AP] • I’m shocked, shocked: “The host committees of 2008′s biggest political gatherings [...]

The 9/10 Mayor

Giuliani’s comment that he, basically, was also a 9/11 rescue worker threatens to bring back with a vengeance memories of Rudy’s pre-9/11 personality. Immediately his pronouncement, the firefighters shot back, memorably: “On 9/11 all he did was run. He got that soot on him, and I don’t think he’s taken a shower since.” And today [...]

Chavez Family Values: $$$

After the Rove news, the story that grabbed my attention this morning was the Washington Post‘s exposé on the constellation of organizations controlled by right-wing luminary Linda Chavez and her husband Christopher Gersten. Matthew Mosk reports that the foundations and PACs operated by the couple and their immediate family have raised tens of millions over [...]

In the Arena

Tommy Thompson R.I.P.

Paul Mirengoff has an interesting assessment of why the Tommy Thompson campaign failed. It’s certainly true that Thompson (a) had real, valuable and creative governing experience but was (b) charismatically challenged to the point of near-paralysis. But there were two other factors in Thompson’s demise as well: First, being a governor isn’t as important as [...]

Daily Jumble: Almost Rove-Free Edition

• Romney pet’s “airtight” carrier was totally humane… except if it really was “airtight,” right? [C&L] • I think an intervention is warranted: Chris Matthews told CNBC’s Erin Burnett: “[Y]ou’re beautiful” and “[y]ou’re a knockout,” before closing the interview by saying, “It’s all right getting bad news from you.” [Media Matters] • And then there’s [...]

In the Arena

Rove

Well, this is a surprise. I thought Karl would be there to turn out the lights and write naughty graffiti on the walls to greet the new administration in 2009. Some hints about why Rove is actually leaving can be found in this excellent piece in The Atlantic by Josh Green, in which it is [...]

His Long National Nightmare Is Over

Karl Rove is leaving the White House to spend more time orchestrating a whispering campaign against his family. UPDATE: Sure, it’s tempting to speculate that Rove is leaving because, finally, there’s some kind of investigation (just reach into the Congressional Record and pick one) that’s made his stay at the White House untenable. Here’s a [...]

NEWS FLASH: The 2008 Election Will Be Held in 2008.

The Governor, Secretary of State and Democratic Party chairman in Iowa decide it’s time to stop the madness, though it still looks like Iowa voters will be going to the caucuses about the time they are taking their Christmas trees to the curb: Governor Chet Culver and IDP Chair Scott Brennan Certify Friday, August 10, [...]

Sleazy Political Fundraising Trick of the Day

Comes to us by way of TPM Muckraker.

Rudy in Iowa

Speaking of Iowa, I spent a day there this week with America’s Mayor (who won’t be around for the straw poll this weekend) and found out what happens when you take the boy out of the city. After dead-tree TIME went to press, Rudy made real news in Ohio, with this statement: “I was at [...]