Hey, you know who that whole “being in New York on 9/11 makes Giuliani TEH AWESOME” logic appeals to? None other than noted political theorist Adam Sandler. The Bushes had Toby Keith, Rudy gets “Opera Man.” It all makes sense now. Especially having seen this:
Giuliani x2
WHY must you ever be gone-y
2 more months-ah
10 more weeks-ah
we have to deal with one of these geeks-ah
Giuliani x2
He-s Diplomatic-oh
Meeting leaders-oh
From all around the globe
but if you blame USA
Stick your 10million up your role
Giuliani x2
I will miss you senior Rudy
So tough but oh so sweet
The only good thing about you
Leaving we get the hookers back on the street
Here’s hoping he sings at inauguration! Wait, sorry, I meant: Kill me now.