Shorter Bush Statement on Gonzales

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Bush to Congress: “Go Cheney yourself.”

He’s gonna fight, and he doesn’t apparently care how stupid the fight is. Bush kept saying that the “real story” will get out when Gonzales and other DOJ testify next week. Uh, didn’t they already testify? And that’s what got them in trouble? The WH has basically called do-overs.

Also, someone has been brushing up on his Cold-War-era political slang! “Klieg lights”! “Show trials”! Is your bathroom breeding fired US Attorneys?!